I want it I want it I want it

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
08/15/2016 at 09:43 • Filed to: None

The Good:

yea thats a 2 car garage around the side.

Seller Will Install New 3 Bedroom Septic Prior To Closing.

3,960 sq ft, 3 br, 2 bath 1.43 acres

Sale Includes An Additional Second Parcel of Land (103-R Grove) of 3.8 Acres

Family Room Has Separate Entrance. could possible rent out the second half to sister-in-law

The bad:

the listing starts with “ATTENTION REHABBERS! Great Opportunity”

Many Original Details Needing Renovation.

its 116 years old

that second lot is most likely just wetlands and undeveloped (mountain bike track tho) ( i hoped to build 2 houses back there o well)

BUT THE DETAILS!!!!!

i can poop then get my butt washed SO FAWNCY

office?

the garage is 34' deep so I could possible fit more than 2 cars in there

DISCUSSION (20)

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/15/2016 at 09:48

What exactly needs to be rehabbed? I don’t see anything that looks terrible.

functionoverfashion > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/15/2016 at 09:51

That place looks amazing. But for the seller to openly admit it needs rehab AND it needs a septic? Home-buying equivalent of “Ran when parked.”

OPPOsaurus WRX > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
08/15/2016 at 09:51

i havnt been inside but my guess is a lot. If that house was fully renovated it would be $700k-$800k

OPPOsaurus WRX > functionoverfashion
08/15/2016 at 09:54

literally. The guy who lived there died (i’m not sure if it was in the house or not....I’m hoping not) and this is being sold by his family) yes I checked the garage for dusty mustangs but it was empty. I havn’t been in but (I road around the house on my mountain bike.

functionoverfashion > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/15/2016 at 09:57

There’s this in my town. So cool.

http://www.beangroup.com/homes/135_Shep…

OPPOsaurus WRX > functionoverfashion
08/15/2016 at 09:59

damn thats cheap for a house like that

functionoverfashion > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/15/2016 at 10:11

With the market the way it is right now, around here? Probably too much. Very few people make enough money around here to afford something in that range. And it’s so close to several lakes - one in particular - that someone with $600k to spend would just go on the lake for a little more. That price range tends to sit on the market around here for a long time. But it’s unique, so you never know.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/15/2016 at 10:25

That house is incredible. I wonder what terribly fatal flaws it’s hiding behind its walls and beneath the floors.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/15/2016 at 10:31

thats what i’m afraid of but i’ve been there and done that, i just dont really want to do it again.... well, I do but I’d rather spend the time with my kids and I dont want to subject them to that kind of mess.